Чистый креатив

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

// This comment is self explanatory.

# This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

int MyFunction()
{
    // There once was a man named Dave
    int Result = 0
    // Whose code just wouldn't behave
    MyObject *Ptr = new MyObject();
    // He left to go to a meetin'
    Result = Ptr->DoSomething();
    // And left his memory a leakin'
    return Result;
}

// somedev1 -  6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 -  5/22/07 Temporary my ass

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

// drunk, fix later

/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */ 

//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.  
//Move on and call me an idiot later.

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up 

//Woulda
if(x) {}
//Shoulda
else if(y) {}
//Coulda
else {}

raise InvalidChild() # e.g. no legs

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.